Anonymous asked: How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?
ok follow these simple steps:
1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can
good now u r where u belong congrats!!!
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"